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“Click any and all qualities you desire in a mate.”
Hmmm...
I’m a regular woman with regular taste,
in search of a normal, everyday man.
Just your average lady ready for a date,
with a fairly predictable set of demands.
Click. Click. Click…

I want a biracial,
bilingual,
nonsmoking,
semi-vegan locavore,
with impeccable taste in clothes.
Who is outdoorsy,
but also domestic,
a culture vulture,
but unpretentious.
I hope this is someone you know?

He should be spiritual,
but not dogmatic.
A dreamer,
yet pragmatic.
Worldly, sophisticated,
with an all-American, can-do attitude.
I don’t expect a miracle,
(I know the Earth is spherical),
all I ask for is an ordinary dude.
Click. Click. Click…

Blonde-haired, nice build, and hazel-eyed.
And when I say blonde, it’s okay if it’s dyed.
And please, no tattoos—alright, one or two.
Piercings? Can I get back to you?
No drugs, no scars, and you must drive a car.
No mommy issues or time in jail.
No kids, weird pets, or mortgage debt.
And yet, say “yes,” and you might be the male!

I’m a regular woman with regular taste.
An everyday lady waiting for a date.
Click. Click.

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from In Real Life, released July 8, 2022

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American Modern Recordings New York, New York

American Modern Recordings (AMR) specializes in recordings of contemporary classical music, with an emphasis on music by living American composers. AMR is also the house label for the American Modern Ensemble (AME) and its affiliated ensembles. Our albums are critically-acclaimed and top-sellers on Amazon, CDBaby, iTunes, and everywhere recordings are sold. ... more

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