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They say the ladies have to kiss
a lot of nasty frogs
before they find a prince,
a man to be their boss.
Well, I am here to let you know:
The frogs have left the palace.
They’re hoppin’ on their little legs;
I wish those toads no malice.

Yeah, I am the real thing:
a masculine phenomenon.
A man to be your king,
whose attributes go on and on…

I slayed the IQ test.
They said I was the best.
I work out every day—well, almost every day.
Not on Thursday.
That’s the day when Man Up meets.
Man Up is my men’s rights group.
I bring coffee and cupcakes. Anyway…

I am a Shaolin monk who took an oath of purity.
A tenth-level wizard who casts a spell of ecstasy.
A four-star general in the war of love.
Can I hold your hand? WHAM! Fit you like a glove.

We can take the party back to your place.
I live with my mom, it’s okay, it’s temporary.
One thing about my back, it can get a little hairy.
Hope that’s okay; I like to manscape when I can,
but it can get expensive, and speaking of expenses,
I’m starting my own bitcoin, it’s the future,
Message me: I’ll hook you up.

If you like what you see,
this prince don’t come for free;
It will cost you several million kisses.
You ladies must be sick of mackin’ on the toad,
Cash in on the love bonanza you are owed.
Just got a text my Toyota has been towed. Shit!
This prince has got to go and he’s no frog.
I ain’t no frog. No frog. You’re the frog.

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from In Real Life, released July 8, 2022

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American Modern Recordings New York, New York

American Modern Recordings (AMR) specializes in recordings of contemporary classical music, with an emphasis on music by living American composers. AMR is also the house label for the American Modern Ensemble (AME) and its affiliated ensembles. Our albums are critically-acclaimed and top-sellers on Amazon, CDBaby, iTunes, and everywhere recordings are sold. ... more

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